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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of women in heaven? - A host of Angels And all women in heaven? - PEACE ON EARTH!"

"With the iPhone 7 we have to charge the phone and the earphones, with the iphone 8 ... ... I think we'll also have to charge the charger."

"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."

"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny"

"Who is the most musical Canadian heroine? Laura C-Chord."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet Adele (Hello from the other side)"

"TRIGGER WARNING National Rifle Association of America"

"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"

"A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."