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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Mother Superior of a corrupt convent? Nun the Wiser"
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"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."
"Why is sperm white? Because it can swim"
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."