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Joke of the Day

"I told my boyfriend to ""Stop paying games with my card"" He said shut up!, i hate Backstreet boys."

"Walmart keeps two elderly people on staff at all times: one to greet you, and one to walk slowly in front of you on the way out."

"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."

"A good way to force people to feel whatever you're feeling is to hum in public"

"My congressman just wrote to tell me if I don't re-elect him, whatever-scares-me-most will probably happen. Send money."

"Did you know that Germany was the original creator of the Amazing Race? They tried to introduce it back in 1933. But the show caust too much."

"My girlfriend spilt hummus all over her... Can't believe that chick pea'd herself"

"All of the world's natural disaster met to decide which one was the worst. Avalanche won by a landslide."

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because of the silent P."

"What noise does a Hebrew train make? Jew jew!"