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Joke of the Day

"I told my boyfriend to ""Stop paying games with my card"" He said shut up!, i hate Backstreet boys."

"What's the best pun at a wood working convention I just got lathed"

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, You should've been here at 8.30!' He replies. Why? What happened at 8.30?'"

"Where does big-foot keep his genitals? In his sascrotch!"

"How do you get Americans to join a World War? Tell them it's nearly finished."

"I saw a unicorn today. Okay fine, I saw a girl who ate her food without Instagramming it first. Same thing."

"Don't trust atoms They make up everything"

"I just rolled a joint... Now my ankle hurts Edit: You did not expect that!"

"If watermelon exist why doesn't earthmelon,firemelon and airmelon? The elemelons."

"Whatever I was born in like 10 mangers"