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Joke of the Day
"Men are like prisms All that matters is length, width, and height."
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"How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb? When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you."
"Jury duty [Burps] Wow, excuse me. Judge: You're excu-STOP THAT!"
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"What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !"