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Joke of the Day

"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."

"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."

"I was expecting ""The Last Airbender"" to be a disappointment. I was not disappointed."

"What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth? Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue."

"A dyslexic arab walks into a bar ouch, says the other arab"

"You are from russia, right? I mean, someone said he is putin his dick in your mom tonight"

"It sucks when you & your pal show up at a party wearing the same shirt...and an hour in, his chest hair starts sticking to your back."

"My dad once told me this one If you walk into the bathroom an American and come out of the bathroom an American, what are you when you're in the bathroom? European :^)"

"Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho."

"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."