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Joke of the Day
"What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other? Nothing - they've never met."
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"How do you call a meerkat? C'meerkat."
"There are 10 types of people in this world... People who understand binary, and people who don't."
"If you want to change your life significantly just walk to the Mercedes-Benz 600 standing at the junction, take a brick and throw it into the windshield."
"What do you call street entertainers from the spirit world? Ghost Buskers"
"Why should optometrists never tell jokes? Because they're too cornea."
"Why does everyone have to point out they adopted their dog? Are they worried that we are suspicious because it doesn't look like them?"
"Did you hear about the hipster compound? It's ionic."
"Did you hear that Jesus starred in a porn? it was called ""the second cumming"""