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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family."

"Is Bill Cosby guilty? Is Bill Cosby guilty of all these crimes against women? Well, we shall see, cuz the proof is in the pudding!"

"What's the difference between premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction? One's pretty quick, the other's a quitty prick."

"Chuck Norris launch a bomb. It makes 263 deaths, and the bomb explode."

"What do you get when you cross Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris? Beat up."

"Classic Why'd the mushroom go to the party? Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party? Cause there wasn't mushroom!"

"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."

"*logs on Facebook IT'S YOUR OLD HIGH SCHOOL BULLY'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! *logs off WAIT COME BACK! YOU HAVEN'T HEARD ABOUT YOUR EX'S ENGAGEMENT!"

"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."

"No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house... It's actually just a mynah problem."