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Joke of the Day
"You're not able to watch porn on the iPhone7.. Yeah, they took the jack off."
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"4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice."
"I wish Kristen from finance would tell us her husband was an ""attorney"" one more time so I could feel better about shitting in her purse."
"What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails."
"What country is the most fragile? China!"
"Recycler's remorse Crushing coca cola cans is soda pressing."
"how many How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? I'd tell you, but you probably wouldn't understand anyways."
"Kid, ""Mom, Dad, I'm in love with a gopher from a funny animal video."" Parent, ""The Bible says Adam and Eve, not Allen! Allen! Allen! Steve!"""
"What's the difference between an apple? A bike because a vest has no sleeves."
"What is E.T short for? Because it has little legs."