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Joke of the Day

"It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window. If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in."

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"I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA. It's a bird course."
"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""
"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"
"Who can make six figures a year and still be poor? A toy builder."
"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"I stuck a ""Baby On Board"" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap."
"I got diarrhea while camping last weekend. Shit was in tents."
"Eyecare Clerk: And for $79 we can coat your lenses with anti-glare. Me: Is that intended to benefit me or the people I glare at?"