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Joke of the Day

"What happened before the Big Bang? Of course, The Big Foreplay."

"Does anyone else believe in solipsism or is it just me?"

"My girlfriend stormed off after she accused me of cheating and I denied it. But no, I really wasn't fucking anyone named Sirius."

"I hate when someone texts me cause then I can't post anything on the internet or they'll know I'm ignoring them."

"One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Android people are going to be like, ""Samsung has had this feature for years""."

"What is a cow's favourite TV show ? Dr Moo !"

"A man walked into a bar ""Ouch"""

"Goodbye things in my apartment. Have fun coming to life and talking to each other. I'll be back around 6 pm."

"Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie? The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son."

"Homeless guy walking by this bar patio looked at me and said ""I'm your future,"" and I was like ""Sweet, we have a cool beard."""