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Joke of the Day
"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."
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"What did one lesbian vampire say to the other? ""see you next month"""
"Why did darren willson quickscope michael brown? He was black."
"Got really excited when my wife said she was going to teach me something new in the bedroom until she started folding a fitted sheet."
"What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas?? Cancer."
"Red cross: would you like to volunteer to give blood? Me: oh, no thank you, I already involuntarily give blood 5 days out of the month"
"A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine and he said to her ... ""Hey baby, we should bang sometime."""
"What do you call a fist fight at noon? A lunchbox"
"How Many Hillary Supporters Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Why NONE of course, they prefer to remain in the dark!"
"I was born short Thankfully I grew out of that phase."