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Joke of the Day

"I saw a poster today, somebody was asking ""Have you seen my cat?"" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help people."

"Light Yagami thought he was going to die on those stairs, but then he woke up the next day... And realized it was just a Near-Death experience."

"Pinot? I hardly noir."

"I NEED JOKES ABOUT TREES Don't ask questions, I just really need non-offensive tree jokes and fast! Thank you for your help!!!"

"Malaysia airlines are having a huge sale Flights to any destination in the world for $499 one way.... return flights not available"

"Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted."

"There was a boy who lived down my street who always got concussions! He lived just a stone throw away."

"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""

"What should I buy for dinner? I see frozen peas are cool this time of year. ..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke."

"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"