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Joke of the Day

"Pinot? I hardly noir."

"What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !"

"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"

"Finishing up my time machine. Bolting down the flux capacitor now. I'll start small and go back a couple of seconds just to see if it works."

"MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED"

"Roll call comes for a Mexican bus trip They always seem to be late from missing juan"

"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""

"I was awakened with a blowjob today I need to start sleeping with my mouth closed."

"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others."

"What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts"