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Joke of the Day

"Really threw me off This kid started throwing out words that started with TH. I got through this, there, and they but I didn't see that coming."

"The person who invented the word fuck was probably tapped on the shoulder while they had headphones on."

"My Son's #1 Concern When my three-year-old was told to pee in a cup at the doctor's office, he unexpectedly got nervous. With a shaking voice, he asked, ""Do I have to drink it?"""

"What do you call glasses that make you look wise? Respectacles"

"RIP boiling water You shall be mist"

"A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest... are sitting on a park bench when a kid walks by. The Catholic Priest says, ""We should screw him!"" and the Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Butt-sex is a lot like spinach... If you're forced to have it as a child, you won't enjoy it as an adult. -Daniel Tosh"

"Yo mama is so fat, when the judge said ""order"", she order a milkshake, cheeseburger, and fries."

"Actually, I don't think you're dyslexic; just really, really stupid. "

"My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick Especially since his name is Steve"