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Joke of the Day

"If you think 7 years of bad luck is too much for breaking a mirror ... try breaking a condom."

"I'm not afraid that the world is going to end.... I'm afraid that it isn't going to change...."

"Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish. That the police would never find her body."

"What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart? One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!"

"If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack."

"Why did the shark go to the doctors? Because he didn't feel very whale"

"The guy in front of me is buying a pregnancy test....I bet this is the only time he would rather be buying tampons."

"You know, my dream for gaming is where in one game you'll shoot someone and then during a game of say Fifa you'll see their son crying"

"What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed? Thanks for the handy cap."

"It's better to have hope in your soul.."