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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !"

"The restraining order doesn't mean we can't hang. It just says I can't get within 50ft of you. You wanna play catch or Frisbee or something?"

"Why did the duck get a red card? For fowl play."

"Joe: Yes, that was me. Obama: Please stop. Joe: I will not stop. This room will smell so bad when he gets here. Obama: Joe... Joe: Nope."

"I don't just talk to myself. I talk to myself, get in a debate, lose, and then refuse to speak to myself for the rest of the day."

"I told my boyfriend that a penis is like a nipple They are shaped sort of like a nipple, they sometimes squirt white stuff, and it's an erogenous zone. He said ""yea, and mine feeds babies."""

"All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude."

"Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator."

"Where does a redditor's slutty girlfriend hide her other boyfriend? Idaho."

"My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn't like it when I use other toothpastes."