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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a starfish shine? Drop it in sparkling water."
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"Salamanders are the most passive aggressive animal. You grab their tail and they're like ""have that one, I don't even want it"""
"Say something I'm giving up on.... Jews"
"It doesn't matter how much you work, there will always be an asshole that works less but gets more."
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
"Studies show that spying on people is good for humanity. Power to the peep-hole!"
"In a spaceship... - Hey Yoda. Are we in the right way? - Of course we are. - Ok then... KEEP GOING GUYS, THIS IS THE RIGHT WAY."
"I've got a problem with people who are into BDSM I just want to strangle them."
"Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven's a six offender."
"What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss? Religion."