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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an elephant that doesn't keep up to date? irrelephant"
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"[white house staff meeting] Obama: Any questions? *Biden raises hand* Obama: Spongebob is yellow Joe. *Biden returns to coloring book*"
"Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?"
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"What job pays you to shoot people but not harm them? A photographer."
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"How many tweekers does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on which method you try...."
"I feel sorry for all of the atheists named Christian."
"why do mice have such small balls? They can't dance very well."