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Joke of the Day
"did you hear about the rock and roll fishmonger? they sell skate, mackerel and roe."
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"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."
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"It goes without saying, that..."
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"How do crazy people go thru the forest? They take the Psycho path."