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Joke of the Day
"Drugs are bad...when they wear off."
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"How do you identify a Vegan, Crossfitter, Navy SEAL, or tranny? Don't worry about it, they will tell you."
"How to: Wake up a black guy Guy next to him and say ""I got KFC"""
"When girls wear yoga pants I feel like a ghost from Mario. Uncontrollably attracted when they turn away, but frozen when they look at me."
"What is the main position candidate Jim Webb is campaigning on? Debate time reform."
"Never tell a joke to plutonium, there reaction is explosive"
"What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive? Aarrrrrrr Kelly!"
"5: ""Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."" Me: ... 5: ... Me: ""It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."""
"How do black people grow? Their knee grows!"
"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."