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"I AM THE BOSS DO NOT FORGOT Boss hangs a poster in Office ""I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET"" He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. ""Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."""
"Prostitutes are like the Elves from Lord of the Rings When you know them well enough they tell you their true name"
"Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving? Because they don't like Turkey"
"What starts with r and ends with d? [removed]"
"A Neutron walks into a bar ""I'd like a beer,"" he says. The bartender promptly serves up a beer. ""How much will that be?"" asks the neutron. ""For you?"" replies the bartender, ""no charge."""
"Leave it to the idiot hippys to adopt a ""holiday"" on Hitler's Birthday. Merica."
"ME: I've brought you a house-warming present ESKIMO: You idiot"
"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."
"An Asian goes to the optometrist... The optometrist says, after a moment or two: ""I see what the problem is...you have a cataract."" The Asian immediately replies: ""no no, it's a Rincon Continental."""