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"If you post BDSM jokes on /r/jokes.... Does it count as a submission?"
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"(NSFW) How much cum does a gay guy have? A buttload"
"A bumblebee, a spelling bee and a vitamin B got in a fight The vitamin B1"
"Patron 1: I eat at a different restaurant every day. Patron 2: I don't tip either."
"Why do you want to run for President? Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories."
"HR says I'm not allowed to scream ""OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP"" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :("
"Not sure yet why this cookie dough has baking instructions on the package."
"What do you get when you cross a judge and a potato? A Dicktater."
"The difference between a scientist and a plumber... The way you pronounce unionized."
"Why'd the chicken cross the road? To show a deer how it's done."