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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a drummer is at your door? The knock speeds up."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ? Cain you tell !"
"What do you call it when you kill a queen bee? Pesticide."
"People keep saying I need to be more assertive Is that okay?"
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"Don't ever let a chiropractor tell u a joke. It'll hit your funny bone."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you never take."" - Wayne Gretzky ""You miss 100% of the shots you DO take."" - Stormtroopers"
"I just scrolled so far back on Facebook's Timeline... I wound up back over on MySpace. "
"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."
"My mother is in the hospital... She's a nurse."