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Joke of the Day

"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."

"There are 2 types of people in this world... those that can extrapolate from missing information."

"Joke from Glasgow What is the best thing you can put in a pie? Your teeth!"

"A buzzard carrying two dead badgers tried to check in at the airport for his flight. The gate attendant told him, ""Sorry sir, but you're only allowed one carrion."""

"Why don't lobsters like to share? Because they're ""shellfish"""

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"What did that cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"

"Engineers will get it They should call it a Bachelor because of Science."

"Lil wayne becomes a comedian... Lol wayne"

"I was talking to a nice young women last night, she asked me if I like breast or legs. I told her what I really like is a nice shaved snatch. Apparently I'm not allowed in KFC anymore."