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Joke of the Day

"What is a Chinese person's favorite wound? Bruise Lee. I'll see myself out."

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person So I can get a better girlfriend ---Not OC, credit: Anthony Jeselnik"

"This entire pizza told me thigh gaps are for queers."

"My wife is mad at me. Get this, her diary says I have boundary issues."

"What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac? I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty."

"[30 Days of Christmas Jokes] Why was Santa's little helper sad? Because he had low ELFesteem"

"Does anyone know the address of the Admin who banned Doxxing? I'd like to give them a piece of my mind."

"Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done."

"Two Irish men talking. - I saw my girlfriend going to the movies with another guy the other night. - Oh my god. Did you follow them? - No. - Why not? - I had watched the movie before."