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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because it had a spear through it's head."
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"I've had intimate problems all my life. I just can't get close to someone without feeling insecure. You said internet problems? Nevermind."
"What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas? COOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted"
"Paper Dance Competition Boy : Hey, will you be my partner in a paper dance competition? Girl : Sure! Boy : Great, so we are on the same page."
"I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August"
"A man bets his wife she can't tell him something that will make him happy and sad at the same time. ""You have the biggest penis out of all your friends"" replies the wife."
"How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building? About 16 seconds"
"Why did the Pakistani cook get fired? He could only cook eggs Sunni side up and, honestly, they tasted like Shi'ite."
"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"