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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the penguin turn around in the phone booth? Because it had a spear through it's head."

"Those that forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it."

"Nerdiest joke I know. I'd tell you a joke about UDP packets, but I'm not sure you'd get it."

"Customer: Waiter this food is repeating on me. Waiter: Good we love repeat business."

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Why did the chicken get into so much trouble? Because of its fowl language."

"Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions? Because proper tea is theft."

"A human fart can be louder than a trombone I discovered that at my daughter's school concert."

"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."

"There were zwei peanuts walking down the strae... ... and one was a salted... peanut."