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Joke of the Day

"Well, I've been clean 6 days now. This 'showering' thing is amazing."

"Relationship are like algebra... Do you ever look at your X and wonder Y?"

"if ur sad abowt not havin an valentien on valentienz day remembr dat sum ppl do'nt hav an patrik on st patriks day"

"How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just you"

"What do people in Prague call abortions? Canceled Czechs"

"Happy birthday to Jay Leno. Born April 28, 1950. Dies nightly at 11:35 eastern, 10:35 central."

"Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake? Because snakes make lots of strikes."

"How do you drown a hipster? In the main stream"

"I'm not a ""stalker"". I want to make sure you're okay at all times. You can look at me as an unpaid bodyguard."

"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"