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Joke of the Day
"Should I take something for my kleptomania??"
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"Bear Grylls lies on the floor at Starbucks peeing into his own mouth, ""this is literally the only way to survive in this environment"""
"How do you get to Shepherds Bush? Up the Shepherd's leg!"
"What do you call a skinny tree that raps? Slim Shady"
"I thought the girl at my bus stop thought I was sweet but apparently that's not what she meant by ""un-savory"""
"On a perfect date, what question do you ask a girl twice? So... Can I come inside?"
"You guys ever seen a cockatoo? Yeah? I bet you have."
"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."
"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""
"What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha Ching"