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Joke of the Day
"An Indian friend of mine used to hit his wife every night at 7.30... ..on the dot."
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"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."
"No, takeout goes in the front seat. You sit in the back."
"Two fish are in a tank one fish looks at the other fish and says... How the fuck do we drive this thing dude?"
"Two Cookies Two cookies are baking in an oven. The first cookie says, ""Man it's hot in here."" The second cookie says, ""Holy crap! A talking cookie!"""
"My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works."
"3 Canadians, 5 Americans, 2 Franks, 1 Arab, 6 Brits, 4 Aussies and 2 Chinese are in line to board a plane from Texas to New York. Who gets randomly searched?"