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Joke of the Day
"These Alt-Right people should Ctrl+Alt-Right+Delete themselves from American society, Am I right?!"
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"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"
"How do you fit 100 Jews in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 1 in the boot and the rest in the ashtray."
"Brutally honest? I'm always honest ... I guess the brutality would depend on your level of aversion to the truth"
"What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!"
"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""
"Maybe if we start the 'Read a Book Challenge' we can raise awareness for stupidity."
"If God wanted you in church all morning, why did he invent fun?"
"A woman with an abnormally hyperactive sex drive is called a nymphomaniac. A man with the same condition is called a man"
"(really fucked up joke) How do you say happiness in German? Auschwitz"