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Joke of the Day

"Dad, are ghosts real? Dad: No son, of course not Son: The nanny said they are Dad: Okay, pack your stuff... We don't have a nanny"

"'Marley and Me' has a sequel! It's called 'Me'..."

"Don't people who say ""cray cray"" realize how stew stew they sound?"

"I used olive oil for sex last night. Popeye was furious when he found out."

"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."

"What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside."

"I wanted to ask ""What's up with women"" But that was too broad of a question."

"What does an Internet frog say? Reddit Reddit"

"Alphaterrorism Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yet known which letter had anything to do with the atrocity, but early reports suggest G had."

"Knock knock! ""Who's there?"" ""L.A."" ""L.A. who?"" ""L.A. who Akbar!"""