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Joke of the Day

"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit? (Offensive)"

"What did the triangle say to the preacher? Forgive me father for I have sin()."

"Did you hear about the reverse exorcism? The devil was trying to get the priest out of the little boy!"

"A young woman rolled her eyes towards me, So I picked them up and rolled them back."

"Last night, I had a dream that I was walking on a white sandy beach... At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning..."

"Why was the Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was really a mummy."

"Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ? Because they carry guns instead"

"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"