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Joke of the Day
"I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!"
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"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""
"Breaking: It's snowing where some people live and not snowing where other people live. More about this in 10 minutes on Facebook News."
"What do you call a math teacher in an anime? Sin Pi"
"Of all the things ""Inside Amy Schumer""... ..why can't any of them be funny?"
"""If you work hard, you can break barriers."" - Kim Kardashian West (genuine quote)"
"How is a woman like KFC? After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box."
"I saw a car with a flat tire so I offered to help. She tells me to hurry cause she has a hair appoinment..This is how serial killers r born"
"What does a pedophile and a guitarist have in common... They both like to finger A-minor."
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