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Joke of the Day

"I hate being the only drunk person at the party It totally ruined my sons 6th birthday!"

"What do your child and your dick have in common? If you don't beat it enough, it'll start standing up for itself in public."

"Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas? He had been illumi-naughty"

"The state of New Mexico.. When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico? it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens?"

"After that release you can call me POTATO_OUT_OF_MY_ANUS"

"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it."

"starbucks is like a hooker... one on every corner and money upfront before they scream your name"

"I went to my first Muslim birthday party yesterday Most of the party games were normal, but fuck me pass the parcel was scary."

"Did you hear about that hole in the wall of the strip club? The police are looking into it."

"What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs? Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce ""Pho"". ;_;"