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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you combine your mom and a giraffe? A fat giraffe"
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"NORTH WEST KIM AND KANYE HAVE DECIDED TO NAME THE BABY 'NORTH'. I WONDER IF THE BABY WAS CONCIEVED AT THE MILE HIGH CLUB ON NORTH WEST AIRLINES"
"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"
"I ate a small Wookie steak for dinner... ...it was a little Chewie."
"The plan to get my dog to swallow semen is coming on a treat"
"Photos: World's tallest man meets world's shortest man"
"Whats the difference between a piece of paper and an emo. The paper cuts you not itself."
"I wanted to make a joke about quantum physics, but I wasn't sure if I should. So I did and didn't."
"My wife is like a treasure You'll need an accurate map and a fucking shovel to find her."
"What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode? The appendix."