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Joke of the Day

"What do you need to poop in the forest? Toiletries"

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? He heard they had a tight seal"

"I wish my name was Grudge. This way my wife would hold on to me forever."

"What do a dildo and tofu have in common? They are both meat substitutes."

"How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?"

"As an ornothologist and a pimp I structure payment based on the old saying: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush."

"The last time I had a conversation about the Hindenburg It went up in flames."

"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."

"Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants? In case he got a hole in one."

"I remember the exact moment growing up when I came to know that a babysitter was not someone who sat on babies."