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Joke of the Day
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
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"If you're thinking about making a sex tape, don't, you're 50."
"I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV."
"When people ask me how old I am, I always say 45. They all think I look AMAZING for my age."
"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."
"""You never told me you were vegan!"" - no one ever"
"A joke about babies and cocaine What's the difference between a baby and a big bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!"
"I wish I was black I'll never be the first anything now."
"What kind of birds stick together? Vel-crows"
"You can usually win any arm wrestling contest by simultaneously leaning in for a kiss."