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Joke of the Day

"so true story, i just mindlessly outstretched my fingers to graze the rear end of a Macy's mannequin that turned out to be a real human man"

"What is the average Math teacher like? Mean."

"According to the most current magazine in this doctor's office, every home in America will have a television by 1962."

"Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms? Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance."

"Where do otters come from? Otter Space."

"I wonder if people with speech impediments get receding hair lips as they get older?"

"I hate when I press 1 for English and still get an Indian person."

"A Spanish magician is performing a trick. He says ""I will disappear in Uno, Dos... -"" He vanished without a tres."

"Adam was the original sex-positive feminist... He was ribbed for her pleasure."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK... I splatter all over her as she screams and tries to get out of the car."