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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a woman with only one tooth? Nice tooth."
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"A libertarian prostitute looks at her pay stub.. ""I'm sick of all these fucking-taxes"""
"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"
"I like my coffee how I like my women With big tits"
"Whats Lil' Johns Favorite magazine? OK!"
"{about to have sex} Her: *seductively kicks off heels and rips open blouse Me: *panics as I look for a spot to set down my half eaten taco"
"Every chair is a reclining chair when you're drunk."
"Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes."
"What is the greatest part about women's hockey? Their pads last for three periods"
"Being a suicide bolder sounds like a blast"