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Joke of the Day
"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."
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"Scientist: We've successfully taught a dog Morse code! Dog: [taps paw] Me: What did it say?? Scientist: ""Woof."""
"China has recently banned puns. In hindsight it might be a punenforcable law."
"KNOCK KNOCK... POLICE.... POLICE WHO? Well I won't fall for that one again..."
"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."
"2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Badum tsss."
"What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter? Boo! T"
"Egg puns This eggcellent thread should have all the egg related yokes you can think of. Bring it on."
"I had to remove the battery from my carbon monoxide detector. Didn't want it waking the wife and kids."
"You know it's not believable when six people rob a bank in a movie if you've ever tried to organize a dinner for six people."