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Joke of the Day

"You know why yoga is so unpopular for men? Well women don't mind muff diving but dudes don't like to suck their own dicks."

"My father suffers from short term memory loss I hope it doesn't run in the family because my dad has it."

"A hamburger walks into a bar The bartender says we don't serve food here!"

"Best Pokemon go pickup line... I'll let you see my Pokemon if I can have a pikachu. This is my first post. Please be kind. :)"

"This is just a quick shout-out to bread bowls, waffle cones and other edible containers. You guys are doing a great job."

"Beer is mankind's best invention ever, but the wheel is the most revolutionary."

"What does an electrician say while meditating? Ohm... Ohm..."

"The other day I got pulled over, and when the cop walked up I pulled out my 9mm Once he stopped laughing he wrote me up for indecent exposure"

"My nutritionist said that instead of eating three big cheeseburgers I should have multiple, smaller cheeseburgers throughout the day"

"Homophobia isnt much about fear, true, but I wish it was more like Arachnaphobia(I heard that every year in your sleep you swallow 7 gays)"