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Joke of the Day
"My doctor says I'm allergic to feces I am the egg man. Poopoo, achoo!"
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"What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
"Why was 5 afraid of 6? Because 6 7 8! ...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)..."
"LPT: if you're trying to study, don't listen to music with lyrics Any modern pop-song should do."
"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"A blonde walks into a bar"
"Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan"
"I think the government looks at Twitter and thinks 'This is WAY cheaper than Asylums'"
"Just saw a homeless dude with a sign reading ""Hungry Hungry Hobo"". I shouldn't laugh right?"