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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan"

"What's Sting's favorite Olympic sport? The long hump"

"Scientists discovered a kind of dinosaur that could only see moving bodies. They named it 'Doyouthinkitsaurus?'"

"""So You Think You Can Keep Your Stupid Talent to Yourself and Stop Bothering People?"" would be a show I'd watch."

"What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door? It won't be long now..."

"What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs? Sperm banks."

"What did the 0 say to the 8 ? Nice belt."

"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"

"Whats your name? Whats the color of the sky?... Me: whats your name? You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky? You:blue Me:whats my name? Now put it all together."

"Give a fish a man, that's a bit odd. Teach a fish to catch men and... what have you done you fool! Run! We must escape its scaley clutches!"