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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny."
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"While you're busy staring at your phone flirting, your bored and neglected spouse is probably out fcuking someone else for real."
"Did you hear Dora the Explorer is having trouble with her Tinder account? Swiper no swiping"
"[NSFW][REALLY NSFW] I hate pedophiles... They're fucking immature assholes"
"Nuclear winter ""What are you going to do if a nuclear winter comes?"" ""Throw snowballs."" ""Nuclear!"" ""With my tentacles!"""
"Today's kids play TSA agent instead of doctor."
"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."
"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"
"I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana."
"I made a joke about a midget criminal running down the stairs. The punchline is a little condescending. Ba dum *tss*"