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Joke of the Day
"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."
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"Family dinner. I was halfway through my 2nd egg roll before I realized everyone else at the table had been praying for the last 7 minutes."
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
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"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns... But I soon realized that toucan play at that game."