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Joke of the Day

"I just found out my wife is 1/4 Navajo And 3/4's regular ho."

"Two tampons are walking down the street. One is a name brand, and the other is generic. Which one talks to you first? Neither. They're stuck up bitches."

"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."

"So I heard the guy who invented anagrams died today... May he erect a penis."

"How do you know if your friend, ""Doesn't even OWN a TV?"" Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. ""Did you hear about the President's new policy on...?"" ""I don't even OWN a TV!"""

"I was watching some porn with a plot the other day It was pretty Fucking stupid"

"What do you call an alien with three balls? E.T. the extra testicle."

"At first I was worried about my eyesight, but my doctor said I was fine. As a matter of fact, he said that in 5 years I should have 20-20 vision!"

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two? Careful, you might be getting screwed."