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Joke of the Day

"How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed? By the ""M"" on his pajamas."

"One time I stayed in a relationship three months longer than I should've because the person had a flattering mirror in their apartment"

"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."

"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."

"""I have a particular set of spills,"" Liam Neeson says, eyeing his soiled shirt. He looks for a napkin but the last one's already been Taken."

"In a way, Han Solo was a bit like a modern Icarus. They both got too close to the son."

"I love conversations about palindromes You can always have a good back and forth."

"she was only a fishmongers daughter... but she could lay it on the slab and say fillet."

"How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)"

"What do you get when you cross Tumblr with anything? A bunch of offended Tumblrinas"