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Joke of the Day
"I'm working on organizing a circlejerk. It's coming together."
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"What's big and hairy and goes 'beep beep'? A monster in a traffic jam."
"What do male lawyers call a female barrister? A barista. Because they're only good for making coffee."
"I call my ex wife... I call my ex wife an ""ankle"", because she is three feet lower than a cunt."
"You're on your deathbed. You gather the strength to utter your last words ""Boxers with pockets,"" you say. ""You'll never have to wear pants."""
"Selfie Stick - Picture taking device used when the internet has made you so socially awkward you can't ask a stranger to take a pic for you"
"What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else? I can clearly see your nuts!"
"""Sorry, boss. I can't come in today."" ""Why not?"" [fakes a sore throat] ""I'm in jail for vehicular manslaughter."""
"Got a quick joke, that might be offensive to women. NSFW Q: Two tampoons drive right pass you. Which one stop to say ""Hello?"" A: Neither! They're both stuck up cunts."
"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."