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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Willis... Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies. Because, you know what they say about old habits..."

"What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!"

"What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill? ""Ouch! I Hermione!"""

"What is six inches long and stiff in the morning? Crib death."

"I wanted to do some light history reading this summer... ...so I read the biography of Thomas Edison."

"No wonder ghosts can be disruptive. Some are hundreds of years old and they have to hear us say shit like ""My mouse is out of batteries."""

"What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart? Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland lol"

"What goes ""quick, quick""? Duck in a hurry. (c) beatattitude 2014"

"What is the difference between a computer and a jet airliner About 250 lives, depending on which one crashed."

"Apple needs to build a product for older gentlemen who have become fathers. iPop"