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Joke of the Day
"If you can't beat them, try again when they're sleeping."
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"What kind of pizzas can tell the future? Medium Pizzas"
"You mama's so skinny ....she can hang glide with a dorito!"
"What did the two iPhones say to the two iPads? ""Want to get kinky and have a 4G?"""
"How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10? He doesn't; he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times."
"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."
"I'll take an ice cream sandwich please. You know what? I'm trying to be healthy, can you change that to an ice cream salad instead? Thanks"
"If somebody at a party tells you they're a writer, get excited, hold up the nearest book, and ask, wide-eyed, ""DID YOU WRITE THIS?"""
"""How did you get those scars?"" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting."
"Outside of a dog...... Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog well it's just to dark to read."