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Joke of the Day

"My sis just asked if sugar goes bad. Now I can't stop picturing it bullying the other spices and selling pot."

"What if Titanic was real and not just a movie? Crazy to think about"

"How does Harry Potter go down a hill? By walking. JK. Rowling."

"Magician: I need a volunteer. [man stands] Not you. [woman stands] Not you. GARY GET UP HERE! [Gary goes up] We've never met before, right?"

"Chef's favorite personal dish? Stroganoff"

"Sometimes you have to accept that the person you fall for isn't ready to catch you."

"That's a nice ham you have there It would be a shame if someone put an 's' at the start and an 'e' at the end..."

"I wanted to propose to her. I wanted to propose her.I gave her a ring.What the heck,she won't pick up the phone."

"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."

"Perplexed student Told him he looked about as confused as a blind lesbian in a tuna cannery."