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Joke of the Day

"Terrify your parents by answering your cellphone."

"What does eatin' pussy and the mafia have in common? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit!"

"What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver? The golfer goes ""*Whack* Damn!"" The skydiver goes ""Damn! *Whack*"""

"Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: That's what we said in the camp ads. Running water in every cabin!"

"i know we have cell phones and the internet, but i kinda expected the world to look like Tron by now."

"Q: Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? A: To make sure he still wasn't there."

"Don't worry if you are spending the Christmas all alone because everyone will eventually die xD"

"Cemetery joke Man walks into a cemetery- ""You have any openings?"" The graves keeper nods ""Lots!"""

"I've decided I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just here gathering dust"